This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
What if she wants to tell me something?
bish she doesn’t wanna tell you anything. go get a pumpkin spice latte, a pedicure, maybe pop in a nora ephron movie and love yourself like????
2 years of having a Liam follow and this is the first thing I’ve messaged him
Me watching drama
relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend
my gay ass:
*Teacher voice*: “This is going to be an easy test”
*lipsyncs britney’s entire deluxe edition circus album*
you guys have that in common